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If he wept, he shat.
That's not a joke. That's a theological position.
The most radical claim at the center of Christianity — the one that troubled the Greeks, scandalized the Gnostics, and still makes people uncomfortable two thousand years later — is not the resurrection. It's the body.
The hunger. The exhaustion. The grief. The full, unfiltered, unreserved humanity of a person who was supposed to be divine.
If Jesus was fully human, he was fully human. Not metaphorically. Not symbolically. Actually.
The Docetists were declared heretics in the first century for suggesting otherwise. The discomfort never went away.
Jesus Shat is a theological position dressed as a punchline. The punchline is the proof.
This isn't merch. It's an argument. One deliberate object, made to be worn by people who take the Incarnation seriously enough to say what it actually implies.
For the theologians, the skeptics, the mystics, the lapsed, the curious, and everyone who has ever thought the church was more comfortable with the empty tomb than the full body.
Printed on Stanley/Stella organic cotton. Fair Wear certified. Because if you're going to make an argument about full humanity, the least you can do is make it ethically.